Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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obama's promises

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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