Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Obama

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Women Driving.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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