- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

matt f stupid because no one likes him

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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