- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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