Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Iggy Azalea

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Unnnnnnnn

Colby is gay.... thats it

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

obama

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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