- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What looks like a dick? A penis

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

? I hate niiggers ?

this is gay

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

God is real

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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