A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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the real mccoy

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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YOLO.

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eloise dey.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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