Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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