Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Knock Knock.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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