- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

You're Adopted.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

An asian without a future.

bitches be crafty.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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