A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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