- Anti Joke

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing