- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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