What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Reed is poopin

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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she wasn't 18

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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