What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What is 2+2? 4!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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