Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Dogs

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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