Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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