- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

a potato flew around my room

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

i cant think of one.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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