- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

I am a n1gger.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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