Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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feces

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Zach Barlow

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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