- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

the comment about daniel was fron brock

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