Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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a ginger has a soul

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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