- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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