wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Pickles

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Men's Sports

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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