Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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