Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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You're Adopted.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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