How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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