"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Knock knock. Death.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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justin bieber

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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