Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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read this

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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