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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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