Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Spotto

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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hey bill!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Pickles

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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