whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Gianni

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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