How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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^that joke a piece of shit

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

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