- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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