- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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