- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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