the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What time is it? 10:58

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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