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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What time is it? 10:58

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

2 women were sitting quietly

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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