- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Michael Castillo is gay

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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