Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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