What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Reed is poopin

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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she wasn't 18

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BOOBALANBOO

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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