Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

since when?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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