Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Spotto

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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I'm gay. No homo.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Men's Sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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