- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

whats 2+2? 4

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Yo mamas so fat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

womens rights to vote

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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