Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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womens rights

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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