- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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