- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

You're Adopted.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

An asian without a future.

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