- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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