- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

YOLO.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

eloise dey.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

the real mccoy

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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