- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

The Colts this year.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Leave her alone...

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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